Hilarious Poll Shows Mr. 80 Million Votes at Jaw-Dropping 63% Approval Rating
I’ve written a lot about the broken polling methodologies in America over the past few years. Let’s face it, there’s a lot of material there. Modern polls are basically used like voodoo by the media. Once the numbers are jiggered to the configuration they want, they gleefully report the numbers to gaslight you into thinking you are alone, isolated and weird for disagreeing with most of your neighbors.
That used to work years ago, before too many of us in the political realm left and started spilling industry secrets. Most people probably laughed this week when the Associated Press reported that Joe Biden has a jaw-dropping 63% overall approval rating.
I know I did!
Before we get into how this poll was manipulated, let’s review the banner week that Mr. Joe “80-million vote-getter” Biden just had.
How’s that peaceful and stable Middle East situation going? Oh. Whoops! Biden bungled that.
After President Trump managed to broker historic peace agreements between multiple Islamic nations and Israel, Joe Biden couldn’t resist sucking up to Iran. Biden (actually, the people behind Biden) are so desperately eager to re-draft John Kerry’s nuke treaty with Iran that the mullahs are laughing at America once again.
Biden projected weakness to the world by begging Iran to make a deal, and Iran is now responding to that weakness by having their Hamas proxies attack Israel. Apparently 63% of Americans approve of how Biden is handling peace in the Middle East. (Wait until the public finds out that Obama and Susan Rice have rearmed ISIS in Iraq!)
Next, there’s the ongoing Biden Border Crisis™. The cartels are still throwing toddlers over the wall and the Border Patrol is finding drowned babies in the Rio Grande. Child rape psychologists are desperately needed along the border to help with the floods of young girls who’ve been transferred there with the help of the cartels – and who are now our problem. We don’t even know how many kids are in the Biden cages these days, because they’ve stopped counting.
Tens of thousands of illegal aliens continue to stream across the southern border, disrupting American cities. There is nowhere to put them. No city or state wants them. These people have no applicable job skills in our advanced economy. They will be cradle-to-grave welfare recipients that we have to take care of. Even Democrats are getting nervous about this, because it is now a never-ending problem.
63% overall approval rating!
Oh, and… ahem! Should we talk about Biden’s handling of the gasoline crisis? Sure, it’s not Joe Biden’s fault entirely that that gas pipeline got hacked. But the extreme supply problem, gas lines and shortages are 100% on Biden’s shoulders. He owns that.
We went from a nation that had a cheap, abundant and stable fuel supply just a few days ago under Donald Trump, to a nation where Washington, DC and Virginia residents are suddenly paying gas prices like they’re in an isolated Eskimo village out in the Alaska Bush.
$7 a gallon in Virginia – when you can find it? Thank you, Mr. Popular!
According to the Associated Press’ polling, 71% of all Americans approve of the job Joe Biden is doing. That includes 47% of all Republicans, somehow, which averages out to 63% overall.
It’s all voodoo.
And the devil is in the details. It turns out that the pollsters over-sampled Democrats and Democrat constituencies, obviously. 47% of respondents were Democrats, 17% were Independents, and 36% were Republicans.
The pollsters also oversampled racial minority groups to get to these fabricated Biden popularity numbers. 20% of poll respondents were Asian, and 25% were black. Which means that this was nowhere near an accurate sampling of Americans, and the poll was clearly weighted to fudge Joe Biden’s numbers.
Oh, and I didn’t even include Joe Biden’s awesome handling of the coronavirus, which the public obviously enjoys a lot. Joe Biden threatened Americans this week in order to coerce them into getting a COVID vaccine. He told us that the rule is simple: If you get a vaccine, you can take off your mask. No vaccine, then stick that commie face thong back on your mug forever.
Yeah. Everybody loves this guy.