Whoops: Joe Biden Just Said an Election Was Stolen Once Upon a Time
Insiders from the Biden 2020 team have confirmed to Tucker Carlson that Joe Biden is basically a mental toddler these days. Biden is so non-functional from his dementia that even on a good day, he’s incomprehensible. The only way that he’s able to stand up and speak for a few minutes is by injecting him with a powerful controlled substance. If you just take one look at his glassy, black eyes, you can tell that Joe Biden is “on something” whenever he makes a public appearance with his sunglasses off. As soon as he’s done speaking, someone grabs him by the elbow and herds him away. But even the drug solution has its limits. For example, Biden just blurted out during a speech that at least one of America’s elections was stolen.
You don’t say! Which one would that be, Dementia Joe?
As for what drug Joe Biden is on, we can only speculate at this point. Doctors have found that administering barbiturates to dementia patients can alleviate their symptoms for a short time. This would most definitely qualify as elder abuse if that’s what Biden’s team and Nurse Jill are having done to him. Tucker Carlson says a source who saw this happen during the 2020 campaign, as they were in the room with Biden as he was being doped to the gills, has confirmed this to him (although not the barbiturate part).
Anyway, Joe Biden was giving a speech over the weekend when he let it slip that an election was stolen. This was news to many of us who have been led to understand, from the very best people in the media, that our elections are safe and secure. To suggest otherwise is treason. It’s partaking in Trump’s “Big Lie.” But Biden said it.
Here’s the full quote from Biden, in context:
“If we elect two more senators, we keep the House and Democrats, we’re going to get a lot of unfinished business we’re going to get done. Folks, look, we’ll codify Roe v. Wade. We’ll ban, we’ll ban assault weapons. We’ll protect Social Security and Medicare. We’ll pass universal pre-K. We’ll restore the Childcare Tax Credit. We’ll protect voting rights. We’ll pass election reform and make sure no one, no one, ever has the opportunity to steal an election again.”
Wow. No one will ever have the “opportunity to steal an election AGAIN?” Exactly which election was stolen, Druggie Joe? Was that a little Freudian slip, there?
We know that the 2008 election, when Biden became Barack Obama’s vice president, was not stolen. John McCain was a terrible candidate, and not even his stellar VP pick of Sarah Palin could help him to win legitimately. Obama also drew historic black turnout during that election, so that one wasn’t stolen.
Nor was the 2012 election. Mitt “Pierre Delecto” Romney and Paul Ryan were not candidates that anyone was excited to vote for. I didn’t even vote during that election, and I know a lot of other conservatives who didn’t either. It just wasn’t worth the tradeoff to me. Sure, I could have voted for Romney/Ryan. But then I’d have felt deep, personal shame and would have needed to take a shower that never ended. So, that election wasn’t stolen.
We know that Trump won legitimately in 2016 and we know that George W. Bush won legitimately in 2000, after the media conducted 17 gajillion hand recounts in Florida. Bush also won legitimately in 2004 over climate kook John Kerry.
That’s a lot of recent elections that were decided legitimately by the voters. Perhaps there’s some other election that Joe Biden was referring to when he said that an election was stolen? Like… the 2020 election?
Joe Biden’s condition appears to be worsening rapidly now. There’s no way he’s going to make it to 2024. He just came back from vacation in Delaware – again – but his team scheduled no events at the White House where Old Joe would be speaking publicly. You just can’t dope an old man with dementia repeatedly and hope that his condition will somehow improve. He’s getting worse and it’s happening faster.
It will be interesting to see what happens when *shudder* Kamala Harris takes over and immediately starts firing all of the Obama holdovers who have been running the White House this whole time. In the meantime, I feel vindicated that Joe Biden now admits that an election was stolen.