Doddering Fool Biden’s Only Legislative Victory Slapped Down by Federal Judge
So… how is the Democrat Party doing at running this great country of ours? Is it going swimmingly? Are they getting a lot done? Do a quick mental run-through and see just how many bills they’ve managed to push through both the House and Senate and signed into law by Granda Gropes-a-Lot. They had an ambitious agenda in the beginning, but I’m counting a lot of air-balls on my scoreboard. How’s that amnesty bill coming along? Gun control? Reparations? Infrastructure? Any victories at all to report, guys?
By my count, the only major piece of legislation they managed to rush through was that $1.9 trillion COVID package back in March. And even that one lonely victory just got partially slapped down by a Trump-appointed judge!
Before we get to that court victory, how embarrassing was it to see Joe Biden doddering around in Michigan over the weekend? I swear, anytime Biden’s handlers let him off the leash, it turns into an international embarrassment. Biden’s weekend was so cringe-worthy that you just feel terrible for the country. (While simultaneously thinking, “At least it’s not Kamala!”)
Even Biden’s trips out for ice cream are risky, as far as public perception of the guy. His handlers took him to a pie shop to grab an ice cream cone. It was supposed to be another one of those “unscripted” moments when Grandpa Gropes-a-Lot just acts like a totally normal guy who is capable of taking off-the-cuff questions and answering them coherently. As he was ordering ice cream, you can hear someone off-camera asking him a question about the “Russian hacking” that took place on Friday.
If you missed that story, a cyberattack hit some 200 US-based companies last week. The hackers are asking for a $70 million ransom. Why? Because they know that ransoms are being paid these days and there are no repercussions for these shenanigans from the Biden regime. They have the FBI busy rounding up Trump supporters instead of catching and punishing hackers.
Anyway, Joe Biden was clearly unprepared for that totally unscripted question. He started to look like a deer in the headlights, BUT… he just so happened to have some notecards in his pocket that had his scripted answer to that random, completely-from-out-of-nowhere question. What a coincidence!
Reading from his notecards, Biden assured the person asking the question that he had “just been briefed on the plane” before he landed in Michigan. He’s taking it totally super-serious and blah blah blah, he read from his pre-written notecards. Phew! Imagine what might have happened if Joe Biden didn’t have his prepared notes with him and someone asked him a question!
Other than that, Biden doddered around in a field with Michigan’s lockdown-loopy Governor Gretchen Whitmer and shook hands with a “crowd.” A whopping 25 people turned out for the opportunity to shake hands with Joe Biden and/or to hear him make creepy sexual overtures to their young daughters. Which makes it the largest-attended Joe Biden “rally” dating back to the 2020 election season. (While Biden was drawing a crowd of 25, by the way, 20,000+ showed up at the Trump rally in Florida over the weekend, with an additional 375,000 tuning in for the livestream.)
We also got to hear Joe Biden mutter his new favorite catchphrase a lot over the weekend: “I don’t want to get in trouble.”
He says that a LOT these days. Get in trouble with who?! He’s supposed to be the guy in the White House, so seriously… who is he going to get into trouble with just for answering questions? Starting to think maybe we have a case of elder abuse on our hands here.
Anyway, there was an obscure and vaguely worded provision in the COVID bill mentioned earlier that said that states cannot use the bailout funds to provide tax relief to their citizens. Ohio challenged that provision and kicked the Biden regime’s butts in court. Looks like that state will be providing tax cuts to its residents now, thanks to the COVID bailout. The Trump-appointed judge ruled that Biden was violating the separation of powers under the Constitution by trying to tell Ohio how to run its tax laws. Hopefully some other red states will follow suit!
Even the one lonely legislative victory that Team Biden has managed to pull off isn’t working out how they’d planned. Can they do anything right?