Whoops! Biden Commissars Decide to Maybe Finish Wall for No Reason
Okay, who had “Panicked Biden Regime Rushes to Finish Trump Border Wall” on their 2021 bingo card? Anyone? Big prize money if you did! If anyone didn’t think that the crisis that Joe Biden created on our southern border was an actual crisis, do you think this will change their minds? In a surprising turnaround, Joe Biden’s new Homeland Security Secretary has quietly announced the DHS might… ahem… just finish some of those little old sections of the wall right over there that still have some gaps in them after Biden’s very first executive order cut off funding for it.
ICE has been calling DC for months to try get some sense of what they’re supposed to do with the gigantic hordes that Joe Biden is letting across the southern border. Obviously, no one in DC or at the White House has been picking up the phone for those calls.
“Okay, dear leader. You came up with this brilliant plan to end ‘Remain in Mexico,’ stop construction on the border wall, and allow absolutely every illiterate and jobless Third World fruit picker in. But what are we supposed to do with them? Hello? HELLO? They hung up again.”
Biden’s DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas – who is not Asian enough to suit Hawaiian Senator Mazie Hirono – accidentally picked up the phone the other day. In a moment of panic as ICE was screaming at him for instructions, directions, leadership or resources, Mayorkas blurted out that maybe they’ll finish some of those “gaps in the wall.”
That would be the same border wall that everyone on the left screeched as a “racist” wall for about five years straight, wouldn’t it? Donald Trump built 450 new miles of border wall between 2017 and 2020, despite the rigid opposition of the entire Congress, the US Chamber of Commerce and every Mexican drug cartel. Biden cut off funding for the wall on the first day that he doddered into the White House, leaving those “gaps” that Mayorkas is referring to.
The Government Accountability Office (GAO) is even investigating Joe Biden right now, because it may have been illegal for Biden to just shut off funding for the wall, killing 5,000 union jobs in the process. How was that illegal? Well, here’s how it works.
Congress did approve the funding that was going toward construction of the wall (finally). Congress directed that funding – not the Executive branch. So, when Sleepy Joe scratched a shaky ‘X’ on the signature line of that executive order while asking, “What am I signing here again?” he was redirecting those funds. That would be like taking money for coronavirus vaccine distribution and diverting it to the Hunter Biden Parmesan Cheese Fund. Not even fake “presidents” are allowed to do that.
Oh, and for every day that the work sites on the wall are shut down, it’s costing the American taxpayers $6 million a day. Because everything in the US government needs to operate like a no-show job on an episode of “The Sopranos” (or at a Ukraine natural gas company) when the Big Guy is running the show.
Wait a second, libs… wasn’t this the same border wall that was getting transgender women of color MURDERED? And wasn’t this border wall the idea of Big Orange, a.k.a. Literally Hitler?
So, why exactly are Joe Biden and Kamala Harris breaking a campaign promise by restarting the effort to build the wall? The media has assured us that the Biden Kiddie Concentration Camps are just fine and there’s totally not a crisis on the border. It’s perfectly normal to jam 4,000 kids into a facility built to hold 250 and force them to poop on the floor of their cages – I mean, uh, child holding centers – and only let them shower once a week, right? No crisis! And no, you can’t take pictures of these horrifying conditions.
If only there had been someone who could have warned us that it’s a terrible idea to leave our southern border open! Oh, well. I guess we’re just going to have to reconcile ourselves to the fact that a white supremacist is in the Oval Office right now. Sorry, America.