Media Proof: Rep. Matt Gaetz Caught Kicking Puppy, Colluding with Russia, Paying off Stormy Daniels & Spreading COVID While Breaking into Watergate Hotel to Eat Two Scoops of Ice Cream
Oh my gosh! The New York Times, the rest of the mainstream media and the Department of Justice all say that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) is some sort of human trafficker exploiting teenage girls. This has to be totally true, since the New York Times, the entire mainstream media, and Biden’s Department of Justice are the most trusted institutions in America which would never lead us astray when it comes to the love lives of Republicans or patriotic Americans or Trump supporters.
Perhaps I’m risking my reputation for standing up for one of the fiercest America First GOP Members of Congress, but I’m just going to go out on a limb and say it: The allegations against Matt Gaetz are a steaming pile of San Francisco Hobo Sidewalk Surprise with a side of BULL-Schiff.
The New York Slimes suddenly-and-for-no-particular-reason published a salacious story about Rep. Gaetz on Tuesday afternoon. The Slimes reports that according to “three people familiar with the matter,” Matt Gaetz is being investigated by the Department of Justice for transporting a 17-year-old girl across state lines and carrying on a sexual relationship with her. The Slimes also declares that this is “sexually trafficking a minor,” in case anyone who uses the paper for something other than a birdcage liner actually still reads its headlines.
And color me shocked! The Department of Justice was probing whether Gaetz used campaign funds to pay for travel expenses for fully grown, adult women who Gaetz has dated since he first became a candidate for Congress in 2016. What a great use of the DOJ’s time while Syrian refugees are announcing plans to shoot up more grocery stores in Colorado!
Another not-at-all surprising aspect of this colossal waste of taxpayer time and money: Attorney General Bill Barr actually launched this probe against Gaetz before he left office in December, according to the Slimes.
Ha! There’s no way that’s possible. We all know that Trump’s “wingman” Bill Barr was totally busy cracking the whip on the Durham investigation into Russian collusion. Barr didn’t have a moment of free time in his schedule to do anything other than that. By the way, the Durham “Report” is due to be released… any year now? Right?
Okay, put on your thinking cap here, because this story is about to get a little weird.
It turns out that, according to Matt Gaetz, a former Department of Justice employee started trying to exploit his family for money back in March. Gaetz says that DOJ employee – former assistant US Attorney David McGee of Florida – contacted him in March and said that he could make the DOJ sex trafficking allegations against Gaetz “go away” if the Gaetz family paid him $25 million. To which the Gaetz family replied, “Uh… sex trafficking allegations?”
Matt Gaetz told Tucker Carlson Tonight that he and his father (former Florida state Senator Don Gaetz) immediately contacted the FBI and told them a former DOJ employee was trying to extort them. The FBI was building a case against this McGee person, according to Matt Gaetz. Both the current Congressman Gaetz and his father wore a wire for the FBI, which recorded them negotiating the extortion demands that McGee was making. The Gaetz family was going to wire several million dollars to McGee on March 31, which would have facilitated the FBI arresting the accused dirtbag/former DOJ employee for extorting a sitting member of the US Congress.
(The same federal crime which, oddly enough, Stormy Daniels was never prosecuted for committing against Donald Trump.)
But somehow, someone at the clean-as-a-whistle DOJ leaked a story to the New York Slimes the day before that wire transfer was going to happen. In other words, the totally true and not-at-all-fake “story” of Gaetz trafficking a minor was leaked to spook McGee into not committing a felony extortion crime that would have made the DOJ look like a bunch of corrupt asshats.
The same Department of Justice that has never seemed overly concerned that Bill Clinton secretly flew to Jeffrey Epstein’s private island dozens of times – where Epstein was importing 10-year-old girls from France for sex – is supposedly super concerned that Matt Gaetz was flying around the country with a 17-year-old girl while running for Congress, which is a fairly public sort of thing to do. And it’s the same Department of Justice that was never concerned about Hollywood darling Jerry Seinfeld when he was literally dating a 17-year-old girl that he picked up in a park in New York using balloons and a puppy, when there are a gazillion photos of the child at Hollywood parties with Seinfeld (different state on the other side of country, so Mr. Seinfeld was obviously transporting the child across state lines).
Spoiler alert: There’s no 17-year-old girl in the Matt Gaetz story. There’s no exploitation, no “child trafficking” and no crime.
Honestly, the biggest bombshell in this story – for me, at least – was learning that Matt Gaetz dates WOMEN. I mean… you’ve seen the neckties he wears, right? I kind of assumed Gaetz swung the other way.
And I hope Gaetz fights these fake allegations as fiercely as Donald Trump fought the fake Russian collusion/Stormy Daniels/TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM fake allegations.
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How long are the American people going to allow the Democrat Party to exist?
Well seems like the democrats won’t be happy until all the Republicans are out of the house. Where in the hell does it all end. I swear this country is going to hell in a hand basket. If we the people don’t over throw the Biden administration, and take back our United States and freedom, we just as well kiss our ass goodbye.
The entire Democrat leadership are comprised of corrupt criminal pos and should all be in prison!
Here’s my take , divide America 50 50 democrates from Republicans , other countries have done it , when your this determined to defy any normalcy , than it’s time ! Let the democrates fall . There way is no way .
Bravo great written article: the question is who greased the pigs ear pocket book with lucre of globalization groups trying to take this representative seat ? While the democrat-socialist party condone Sewell and fen-fen: keeping him in a seat he should not be in . Just like piglosi didn’t want sit the Iowa State representative that won and was certified by the state: also they targeted representative Greene and took her from the committee she was going to sit at. They want to dictate the socialists communist agendas under the democracy embrace: by hook or by crook against anyone that will stand up for America.
Good Morning how long are we going to listen 🎶🎶to the same old music time after time when will the republicans and American people express there discomfort with what’s happening to the people that are voted into office wether democrat or republican it has to Stop ✋and from what some people learn going to Jail and I mean Jail seems to change people’s minds so a word to the wise should be sufficient
NYT should be sued for their fake stories and printing writes taken away.
the democrat party should be disbanded and all their leaders sent to gitmo-forever —
with a daily dose of waterboarding–and fed fish heads and rice–the same diet that
they planned for the american public
here it is sunday 4/4/2021 and some biased leftist morning show is interviewing
saint hunter biden -so he can deny all the allegations against him and dad joe-
softer than softball questions and unlimited lies without any real fact checking-
seems that there is only one way to rid america of the leftist pestilence-take them all to the southern border and line them up where the gaps in the fence are-tie them to posts facing mexico- shoot them and cement them in place up to their arm pits-leaving enough showing so the invaders can see who they are -and put up huge signs saying–
YOU ARE NEXT-
IF THOSE LIB DEMS OUT THERE ARE STILL BELIEVING IN THE MEDIA – THE NYOU ARE TRULY LOST SOULS. AND VERY FOOLISH. I WOULDN’T PUT MY TRUST IN THEM COME HELL OR HIGH WATER. THEY AR LIARS PEOPLE . THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING THY SAY IS TRUTH—— YOU CAN’T TRUST THEM AT ALL.
Where’s the proof ? Nowhere to be found ! I’m guessing Gaetz’s is just to tough for them , liers ! The swamp is really a cesspool .
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