2020 Democrats Promise Not to Wreck the Place by Doing Socialism “Right” This Time
Now that the field of 2020 Democrats hoping to replace Donald Trump as president has ballooned into the dozens, a picture of their policy “solutions” for America is starting to emerge.
Don’t ask us exactly how many Democrats are running, because the number will have changed by the time you’ve finished reading this.
The main takeaway is that the Democrat Party is now openly and boldly calling for socialism in America. But not the “old” socialism that has never worked throughout human history. This time, they plan to do it right.
First up on the 2020 Democrats’ agenda is race reparations. This was once a far-left fringe policy that everyone laughed at, mainly because none of us who would be paying the reparations have ever owned slaves, and none of those receiving the reparations have ever been slaves.
Other details, such as how immigrants from Pakistan, Somalia and Honduras should also be deserving of reparations for slavery, are kind of murky. Don’t worry, though. Kamala Harris will sort it all out.
Since Kamala Harris beat her to the punch, Elizabeth Warren had to double down on reparations.
She’s calling for reparations for her fellow tribesmen… oh, sorry, scratch that.
She’s calling for reparations for dispossessed Native Americans, who are not her fellow tribesmen in any way, shape or form. The Indians were never slaves, but they too are deserving of reparations because of the overall general awfulness of white people.
By the time Bernie Sanders, Julian Castro and that Hickenlooper guy finish doubling down on the reparations, Democrats will be handing your wealth to every illegal alien who just won a game of tag with the Border Patrol.
This is all very appealing to newly-arrived immigrants who can’t read or write, get a job or function in our advanced economy.
“We came to America expecting just a welfare check and food stamps, but you Democrats want to take even more money away from the native stock and give it to us for nothing? Sign us up! Let us vote and our grandkids will still be voting for you 50 years from now!”
Speaking of which, the Democrats know that real Americans despise socialism. We look at the Holodomor – the Terror-Famine – in the Ukraine in 1932 and ’33 and recoil in horror from socialism.
Historians are still arguing whether it was 12 million or 20 million Ukrainians who were deliberately starved to death for the “crime” of thinking the wrong thoughts according to the Soviet government. But Democrats are going to do the socialism different this time, you see.
They promise that no Ukrainians will be starved to death this time. Idaho, West Virginia and Tennessee on the other hand, well… they’ll get back to us on that.
In order to implement socialism, the Democrats need to bring in millions of ringers from foreign countries to vote for them. Just last week, the House Democrats voted to allow illegal aliens to vote in all local elections in America.
Because there’s nothing like trusting the destiny of your children and grandchildren to foreigners who hate you for your race. Most sane countries view allowing foreigners to vote as a crime. But not the Democrats!
The 2020 Democrats are already trying to live out George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” as if it were a guidebook. They are the pigs who get to live in the big house, make all the decisions, eat all of the best foods and get drunk every night while partying down. And you?
Well, you and your family are the plough horses. You get to toil from dusk till dawn, eat the leftovers (when there are any) and keep the whole thing running through your labor. And if you bother to think the wrong thoughts or even worse – voice those thoughts out loud – there’s a glue factory to solve that problem.
Just to prove that they’re willing to live out the “Animal Farm” maxim that “All animals are equal – but some animals are more equal than others,” Democrats are pushing the Ocasio-Cortez Green New Deal.
This is the deal that would wreck America’s energy independence while setting up massive solar farms and wind farms that won’t work, under the guise that we’re all going to die in 12 years because of fossil fuels. And they drive around in SUVs and fly on private planes while lecturing us about this problem, because they’re more equal than you.
Our 2020 choice now comes down to more winning under President Trump or serving as plough horses on treadmills to recharge Ocasio-Cortez’s iPhone when the whole “green energy” thing doesn’t pan out.
Choose wisely in 2020, Americans. Because if we get it wrong, there might not be another election after this next one.