Mexican Human Traffickers Celebrating Joe Biden’s “Victory”
The good news is that we’ve finally located an industry sector that is excited about the prospect of a Joe Biden presidency! The bad news: It’s human traffickers on the Mexican side of our southern border. Setting aside the fact that Joe Biden has not been elected president, it’s always fascinating to hear opinions from despicable human beings that the Democrats tell us are nonexistent. So, how do the Mexican slave traders feel about a possible return to Obama-era border enforcement? They’re mucho excited!
There’s been a big surge in illegal border crossings under way for the past couple of months. The numbers that the Border Patrol is catching jumped by about 33% in September and then it nearly doubled in October. Now that the entire US media is proclaiming Joe Biden to be “president elect,” the numbers are absolutely hopping.
A tractor-trailer headed for the US border from inside Mexico was pulled over by the police there last week. It had 71 fighting-aged, strapping young men jammed into the back. The truck was owned by the Gulf Cartel, best known for hiring MS-13 assassins to try to murder ICE agents in Maryland and Virginia.
During a search of an appliance truck at a Texas checkpoint this week, a Border Patrol K-9 unit went nuts. When the Border patrol opened up the refrigerators and clothes dryers in the tractor-trailer, illegal aliens came pouring out of them. In an effort to try to get Democrats to care about illegal immigration, I feel I should mention that none of them were wearing masks. Super spreaders!
So, while that craziness is going on, the Daily Beast hopped across the border in Ciudad Juarez to try to talk to some of the human traffickers. They succeeded. They talked to several of the sleaziest people on the planet. Not surprisingly, they are all ecstatic at the thought of a Joe Biden presidency.
They talked to one guy who goes by the name ‘El Cuate.’ Google Translate says that name means, “The Guy,” so you know he’s legit.
The Guy is really excited by the prospect of Joe Biden’s immigration promises. Biden has said he will freeze all deportations for the first 100 days that he’s in office. Biden also says he’ll end the extremely popular “Remain in Mexico” policy.
That’s the international agreement that President Trump secured with Mexico that says that any illegal alien who requests asylum after sneaking into the US must wait in Mexico for their court hearing. Since the number of illegals that actually qualify for asylum as “refugees,” the number of approvals is near zero – and then they have to stay in Mexico. It’s a highly effective policy that Biden has promised to nuke.
According to The Guy, “We think he [Biden] will not be as harsh as Trump, so we could go back to the Obama times where we could get a lot of people across. At least it was not as hard as it is with Trump.”
The human smugglers that the Daily Beast talked to also universally condemned the 400 miles of new wall that the Trump administration has constructed. They hate the new wall because it makes it really difficult for them to do their jobs. The new stretches of wall have made it really difficult for the human traffickers to do their jobs.
The Remain in Mexico policy has also made it difficult for them, although the plucky human slavers have tried to make lemonade out of that situation. They’ve set up stash houses in Ciudad Juarez to rent to illegals when they get caught by the Border Patrol and sent back south. “The Guy” complains that he normally has about 40 people crammed into his stash houses at once, but with Trump in office, he’s got about 80 people stashed away.
Sure, The Guy already collected his fee for smuggling them across the border once. But now he’s collecting rent from them as they await their court hearing. There’s that plucky entrepreneurial spirit of foreigners that we’re always hearing about!
So, there you have it. Some of the worst people in the entire world are excited about a Joe Biden presidency. They’re probably not going to take the news well after the election is finally settled.