Eric Swalwell Picks a Fight with Marjorie Taylor Green and You Can Guess How That Went
Congressman Eric Swalwell (D-CA) is not the dumbest current member of the United States Congress. But he’s definitely in the top five. Anyone who has seen him speak or break wind on camera realizes this.
Providing further evidence that Swalwell’s elevator doesn’t quite run to the top floor, he decided out of the blue to try to pick a fight with the most pro -America Republican besides former President Trump, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA). Yeah. Eric Swalwell thought he was going to win a battle of wits with Notorious MTG.
The second-funniest thing about this story is that Swalwell wasn’t even in the conversation to begin with. He decided to be a little white knight and rush to the aid of another congressional dim bulb – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY).
Marjorie Taylor Greene has a lot of free time on her hands these days, since the lunatics in the Democrat Party decided to kick her off of her committee assignments. As a reminder, this was the first time in US history that the majority party in Congress has ever kicked a minority member off of a committee. But Marjorie Taylor Greene is so dangerous to the establishment because of her dedication to the truth that she gives them conniption fits.
Now that Greene has all that free time on her hands, she’s been making fantastic use of it. She now demands an actually recorded vote on every bill before Congress, instead of weaselly voice-votes that don’t allow anyone to know how their Representative actually voted. Imagine that! Congress actually voting on stuff and recording their votes? Ha! (Every Rep has the ability to call for recorded votes, but Notorious MTG is the only one using this power. What does she care? Not like she’s got anything else to do – and she’s slowing down the radical Biden agenda by doing this.)
Anyway, Greene challenged Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to a debate on the Green New Deal on Twitter. Since “AOC” sponsored the bill, she’s surely well-equipped to defend it in a debate. And Notorious MTG has been a successful business owner for 20-some years. This would actually be a good public conversation for America to have, since Democrats are so intent on ramming the legislation through. I’d watch it!
But Ocasio-Cortez just kept quiet and didn’t respond. Cue Eric Swalwell!
Late at night this week (perhaps because he was chatting on social media with his long-lost Fang Fang, the Chinese spy who duped him into giving up American secrets?), Swalwell threw himself in front Ocasio-Cortez by tweeting this to Marjorie Taylor Greene:
“When you aren’t on any committees you can propose stunts like this.”
Eric Swalwell has still not acquired Hank Johnson (D-GA) levels of dumbness, but I think he may have climbed up a notch or two by trying to protect AOC from Greene. And holy cow did she ever drop a MOAB on Swalwell’s head!
“Well we all know how you serve on Intel, Judiciary and Homeland Security committees. With your pants around your ankles, giving it to China.”
Yikes! Swalwell must have slunk away in a green cloud of his own flatulence at that line. He pretty much went dark on Twitter and hasn’t been heard from since. He has absolutely no way to respond to that anyway.
The only reason Swalwell still has any committee assignments is because of the hypocritical mercy of Nancy Pelosi. Everyone now knows for a fact that Eric Swalwell was dumb enough to fall into bed with a Communist Chinese spy named Fang Fang while serving on the House Intelligence Committee. (Does anyone speak Chinese well enough to give us a translation of “Fang Fang?” We’re pretty sure it means, “I am literally a Chinese spy. Shhhh!”)
Say, have any reporters bothered to ask the current Mrs. Swalwell what she thinks about her husband’s decision to rush out and defend Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? Since he already wrecked his first marriage by cheating on the mother of his kids with a Chinese spy, his current wife might want to keep a better eye on him late at night when he’s on social media.
If Eric Swalwell was a bit smarter, he might have been able to learn a lesson from this experience. But he won’t, so we’ll probably be hearing from him again in a week or two when this latest public shaming dies down. The lesson he should have learned, though is that you shouldn’t mess with the new crop of MAGA chicks in Congress. They’ll nuke you.