Dingbat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Targets “Colonial” Cauliflower

By US Politics and News Last updated May 23, 2019

When the revolution comes, will Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) end up in the gulag next to the rest of us, after her days as a “useful idiot” are over? Or do you suppose she’ll be manning a guard tower?

Ocasio-Cortez livestreamed another one of her genius home videos this week, in which she rails against the racist vegetable of cauliflower while pitching her ridiculous Green New Deal. She really does appear to be as dumb as she sounds.

She doesn’t seem to have a clue about the bloodcurdling effects of socialism that she wants to enforce on everyone else. Boy, is she in for a surprise when that knock on her door comes at 3 a.m.!

Ocasio-Cortez recently made headlines when she expressed bewilderment over the garbage disposal in her kitchen sink. She’d never seen one before. The noise that it made startled her, and she wondered whether a garbage disposal was good for the environment or bad.

Remember years ago, when presidential candidate George HW Bush seemed confused about the price of household items in a grocery store? That became an endless media narrative about how “out of touch” he was.

The mainstream media didn’t make a peep about Ocasio-Cortez and her close encounter with a garbage disposal, despite the tremendous online buzz about it.

In her most recent video, Ocasio Cortez attacks cauliflower. No, that’s not a typo.

While visiting a community garden, she livestreamed her “thoughts” on outdoor green spaces, extreme radical environmentalism, and how it all fits together with her Green New Deal. She states that if you approach a “community of color” and try to force them to grow cauliflower, you are engaging in “environmental colonialism.” Got it?

Wait, what? Is she saying that cauliflower is racist… because it’s a white vegetable?

Woke politics is so confusing.

So, under this new system, are we supposed to segregate our vegetables? Breitbart News reported this week that 75 universities in America now host segregated graduation ceremonies for black students.

Are we supposed to apply that to our gardens now, to avoid cultural appropriation?

Under this new segregated dietary system that Ocasio-Cortez seems to be proposing, who gets to eat which foods? Cauliflower is a colonial racist food, presumably because it is white; therefore, white people get to eat cauliflower.

So… who gets to eat broccoli? What about oranges?

If cauliflower is a colonial racist food, then are things like apples and radishes even more racist? You know, because they’re “white on the inside?”

Do we have to apply Ocasio-Cortez’s identity politics to other food groups as well? I enjoy a glass of chocolate milk occasionally. Must I abandon this treat, so as not to offend people of color?

So many rules! And it’s all so confusing.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez comes across as such a dingbat in her colonial cauliflower comments that she doesn’t even seem to realize the horror of what she’s actually telling people.

During her rant about racist cauliflower, she states that you just cannot go into communities of color to impose community gardening standards on them and expect them to grow foods that they are unfamiliar with (like cauliflower).

In order for her Green New Deal to work, she says you have to force communities to grow the foods that they’re more familiar with, such as plantains and yucca.

Many people have jumped on this video because it is, in all fairness, pretty hilarious to see an elected Member of Congress waxing philosophical about the colonial racism of cauliflower. She really does seem to be as dumb as a sack of hammers. But her comments surrounding the cauliflower rant are truly terrifying.

She wants to force urban communities to grow their own vegetables. Why?

Because her Green New Deal calls for the elimination of modernized farming techniques, as well as the airplanes and trucks that transport fresh fruits and vegetables to the local supermarket.

To avoid mass starvation, she wants to force communities like Brooklyn to toil away in community gardens, growing yucca and plantains.

She also doesn’t seem to understand what sort of climate it takes to grow equatorial foods like yucca and plantains. (Spoiler alert: It ain’t Brooklyn.)

When you peel off the outer layer of Ocasio-Cortez’s nutty comments about racist cauliflower, there’s a horrifying socialist Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot on the inside.

People will be forced to comply with her Green New Deal at gunpoint if it ever passes into law. There’s nothing funny about the little dingbat when you realize what she’s really saying.