Democrats Committing Vote Fraud Is Now a Literal Cliché
It keeps happening. There were close elections in Florida, Georgia, New Mexico and Arizona, so the legendary Ballot Fairy began magically delivering boxes of ballots to help the losing Democrat candidates pull victory from the jaws of defeat.
The Ballot Fairy discriminates, you see. Whenever boxes of ballots are delivered by the Ballot Faerie – often days after an election took place – the “new” votes that must be counted always favor the Democrats. Funny how that always happens.
Part of the reason why there is so much rampant voter fraud by Democrats in America is because it is so rarely investigated – and perpetrators therefore get away with the crime.
Every time that a vote fraud investigation is undertaken by a US Attorney with the guts to actually look into allegations, it turns up catastrophic levels of voter fraud. And it is always committed by Democrats.
Democrat vote fraud is how America ended up with Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) in office. Incumbent Republican Senator Norm Coleman won the 2008 election.
However, the result was close enough to trigger a recount. The Ballot Fairy delivered several boxes of “brand-new, previously-uncounted” ballots to the trunk of a poll worker’s car, and ta-da!
A sitting US Senator lost his seat to a man whose qualifications for office were writing insulting books about Rush Limbaugh and wearing a diaper on Saturday Night Live. That worked out well for Minnesota and America, didn’t it?
John Kerry won the state of Wisconsin by a mere 11,000 votes in 2004. Based on allegations of rampant vote fraud, the US Attorney’s office investigated with the help of the Milwaukee PD’s Special Investigations Unit, the FBI and a local district attorney. They cross-referenced DMV records, Google databases, phone directories and more with voter registration records and names of people who voted.
They found that 5,217 “student voters” had listed a Milwaukee dorm as their home address; the dorm only had capacity for 2,600 residents. Hundreds of ineligible felons had voted. They discovered almost 400 fake addresses used on voter registrations.
The Democrats had also registered hundreds of homeless people to vote by listing storefronts and office buildings as their “home addresses.” Multiple people from outside Minnesota were caught voting in Milwaukee.
Finally, the US Attorney discovered that the out-of-state members of John Kerry’s campaign had illegally registered and voted in the election. Keep all of those statistics in mind the next time anyone tells you that vote fraud is a “myth.”
And the Milwaukee vote fraud case was child’s play compared to the Democrats’ vote fraud machine in Chicago!
After one million people voted in the 1982 midterm elections in Chicago, the US Attorney’s office launched the largest federal voter fraud investigation in US history. A full 10 percent of the votes cast in Chicago in 1982 – 100,000 votes – were determined to be fraudulent votes from the Democrats.
We can thank the Democrats for one thing, though. Due to the sheer volume of data that had to be processed to investigate the Chicago vote fraud, the FBI did something that had never been done before: It wrote a computer program to cross-reference the data.
Americans came to realize the usefulness of computers because of Democrats stealing elections. So… thanks, Democrats?
FBI Agent Frank Locker was stunned by the sheer volume of Democrat vote fraud in Chicago. It wasn’t just “a few bad apples.” Everyone from precinct captains to election judges to poll watchers were in on the crime, in every single district in Chicago!
Among the findings of the 1982 investigation: 31,000 people had voted two or more times in different places in the city (no internet in those days, so it was easier to get away with).
More than 3,000 dead people had voted.
Thousands of convicts who were in jail on the day of the election had somehow voted in various precincts.
80,000 illegal aliens were discovered on Chicago’s voter rolls.
One precinct captain ran the same punch card – conveniently punched for every Democrat running – through a vote counting machine hundreds of times.
Democrat election workers went into a Chicago nursing home to help the elderly and disabled take part in their cherished right to vote.
After convincing an election judge that all of the elderly folks were “crazy,” the election workers filled out all the ballots for the residents. Every single vote in the nursing home was unanimously cast for Democrats.
Don’t believe the media when they tell you that vote fraud isn’t real in Broward County or anywhere else. While we dodged a bullet in Florida, we probably won’t be so lucky next time.